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Wednesday - 8-20-08 - In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. Benjamin Franklin

Tuesday - 8-19-08 - The brave man is not he who feels no fear. For that were stupid and irrational. But he, whose noble soul its fears subdues, and bravely dares the danger nature shrinks from. Joanna Baillie

Monday - 8-18-08 - A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around. Edgar Watson Howe


Friday - 8-15-08 - A heretic, my dear sir, is a fellow who disagrees with you regarding something neither of you knows anything about. Charles Carver

Thursday - 8-14-08 - I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work. Thomas Edison

Wednesday - 8-13-08 - Good work habits help develop an internal toughness and a self-confident attitude that will sustain you through every adversity and temporary discouragement. Paul J. Fleye

Tuesday - 8-12-08 - Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do. Goethe

Monday - 8-11-08 - I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don't treat me right, shame on you. Louis "Satchmo" Armstrong


Friday - 8-8-08 - I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. Zsa Zsa Gabor

Thursday - 8-7-08 - Every really new idea looks crazy at first. Alfred N. Whitehead

Wednesday - 8-6-08 - Some people see things as they are and say why. I dream things that never were and say why not. Robert F. Kennedy

Tuesday - 8-5-08 - The good neighbor looks beyond the external accidents and discerns those inner qualities that make all men human and, therefore, brothers.  Martin Luther King Jr.

Monday - 8-4-08 - Now, I say to you today my friends, even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream. I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: - We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.  Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.


Friday - 8-1-08 - Press on. Obstacles are seldom the same size tomorrow as they are today. Robert H. Schuller

Thursday - 7-31-08 - Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I may not forget you. William Arthur

Wednesday - 7-30-08 - Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.  Martin Luther King Jr.

Tuesday - 7-29-08 - The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.   Martin Luther King Jr.

Monday - 7-28-08 - The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. Dolly Parton


Friday - 7-25-08 - It is neither wealth nor splendor; but tranquility and occupation which give happiness. Thomas Jefferson

Thursday - 7-24-08 - The attitudes of your friends are like the buttons on an elevator. They will either take you up or they will take you down. Alexander Lockhart

Wednesday - 7-23-08 - Do not confuse motion and progress. A rocking horse keeps moving, but does not make any progress. Alfred A. Montapert

Tuesday - 7-22-08 - The wise weigh their words on a scale with gold. Bible

Monday - 7-21-08 - The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. Winston Churchill


Friday - 7-18-08 - Good leaders are like baseball umpires: they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right. Byrd Baggett

Thursday - 7-17-08 - You are born with three things: intelligence, endurance and the opportunity to build integrity. You decide how much intelligence and endurance you are going to use. You build integrity every single day with the choices you make. Bob Kerry

Wednesday - 7-16-08 - Get me inside any boardroom and I'll get any decision I want. Alan Bond

Tuesday - 7-15-08 - When you determined what you want, you have made the most important decision of your life. You have to know what you want in order to attain it. Douglas Lurtan

Monday - 7-14-08  - To many a man, and sometimes to a youth, there comes the opportunity to choose between honorable competence and tainted wealth. The young man who starts out to be poor and honorable, holds in his hand one of the strongest elements of success.  Orison Swett Marden


Friday - 7-11-08 - If you want to test a man's character, give him power. Abraham Lincoln

Thursday - 7-10-08 - There is only one thing that remains to us, that cannot be taken away: to act with courage and dignity and to stick to the ideals that have given meaning to life. Jawaharlal Nehru

Wednesday - 7-9-08 - Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few. Winston Churchill

Tuesday - 7-8-08 - You have within you right now, everything you need to deal with whatever the world can throw at you. Brian Tracy

Monday - 7-7-08 - To utter pleasant words without practicing them, is like a fine flower without fragrance. Buddha (c.563-483 BC)


Friday - 7-4-08 - (Happy 4th of July!) - Always give more than what's expected of you. General George S. Patton

Thursday - 7-3-08 - Business is more exciting than any game. Lord Beaverbrook

Wednesday - 7-2-08 - He that undervalues himself will undervalue others, and he that undervalues others will oppress them. Johnson

Tuesday - 7-1-08 - I've got a theory that if you give 100 percent all of the time, somehow things will work out in the end. Larry Bird

Monday - 6-30-08 - Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. Lao-Tzu


Friday - 6-27-08 - What we hope ever to do with ease, we must first learn to do with diligence. Samuel Johnson

Thursday - 6-26-08 - Nothing focuses the mind better than the constant sight of a competitor who wants to wipe you off the map. Wayne Calloway

Wednesday - 6-25-08 - Believe that you possess a basic goodness, which is the foundation for the greatness you can ultimately achieve. Les Brown

Tuesday - 6-24-08 - A little twist to the usual, "Everything comes to he who waits". Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits. Thomas Alva Edison

Monday - 6-23-08 - It sounds extraordinary but it’s a fact that balance sheets can make fascinating reading. Mary Archer


Friday - 6-20-08 - What we do in life, echoes in eternity!  Unknown

Thursday - 6-19-08 - I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish humble tasks as though they were great and noble. Helen Keller

Wednesday - 6-18-08 - Discipline is the refining fire by which talent becomes ability. Roy L Smith

Tuesday - 6-17-08 - Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

Monday - 6-16-08 - Notice that the stiffest tree is most easily cracked, while the bamboo or willow survives by bending with the wind. Bruce Lee


Friday - 6-13-08 - The good news is that the bad news can be turned into good news when you change your attitude. Robert H. Schuller

Thursday - 6-12-08 - Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat. Theodore Roosevelt

Wednesday - 6-11-08 - That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

Tuesday - 6-10-08 -  If you plan to go the distance, YOU have to do the roadwork. Chuck Parker

Monday - 6-9-08 - The greatest obstacle to your success is probably you.  Frank Tyger


Friday -  6-6-08 - Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility. Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Thursday -  6-5-08 - Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. Will Rogers

Wednesday -  6-4-08 - If you are never scared, embarrassed, or hurt, it means you never take chances. Julia Soul

Tuesday -  6-3-08 - The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Franklin D. Roosevelt

Monday - 6-2-08 - In order to win, you must expect to win. Richard Bach


Friday - 5-30-08 - Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. Dale E. Turner

Thursday - 5-29-08 -  I haven't failed, I've found ten thousand ways that don't work. Albert Einstein

Wednesday - 5-28-08 - Winners have simply formed the habit of doing things losers don't like to do. Albert Gray

Tuesday - 5-27-08 - Setting goals for your game is an art. The trick is in setting them at the right level neither too low nor too high. Greg Norman

Monday - 5-26-08 - (Memorial Day)  -  When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of empire building by George Bush.

He answered by saying that, "Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return."

It became very quiet in the room.

(Honor Our Fallen On Memorial Day!)


Friday - 5-23-08 - A positive attitude is like a fire; unless you continue to add fuel, it goes out. Alexander Lockhart

Thursday - 5-22-08 - There is one quality which one must possess to win, and that is definiteness of purpose, the knowledge of what one wants, and a burning desire to possess it. Napoleon Hill

Wednesday - 5-21-08 - I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty or give me death. Patrick Henry

Tuesday - 5-20-08 - It is never to late to be what you might have been. George Eliot

Monday - 5-19-08 - The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Franklin D. Roosevelt


Friday - 5-16-08 - I have always been delighted at the prospect of a new day,  a fresh try, one more start, with perhaps a bit of magic waiting somewhere behind the morning. J. B. Priestley

Thursday - 5-15-08 - I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. Jennifer Unlimited

Wednesday - 5-14-08 - Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin. Grace Hansen

Tuesday - 5-13-08 - If you have no confidence in self you are twice defeated in the race of life. With confidence, you have won even before you have started. Marcus Garvey

Monday - 5-12-08 - Much of the best work of the world has been done against seeming impossibilities. Dale Carnegie


Friday - 5-9-08 - The last dejected effort often becomes the winning stroke. unknown

Thursday - 5-8-08 - Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one. Bruce Lee

Wednesday - 5-7-08 - Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. Mahatma Gandhi

Tuesday - 5-6-08 - We must use time as a tool, not as a couch. John F. Kennedy

Monday - 5-5-08 - No one who has achieved great success has ever achieved it from a comfortable position. The struggles, failures and hardships of life is what makes success possible.  AJF


Friday - 5-02-08 - A positive mental attitude combined with definiteness of purpose is the starting point of all worthwhile achievement. Napoleon Hill

Thursday - 5-1-08 - Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. Abraham Lincoln

Wednesday - 4-30-08 - If you wish to reach the highest, begin at the lowest. Publilius Syrus

Tuesday - 4-29-08 - The reward of suffering is experience. Aeschylus

Monday - 4-28-08 - I look at life as a training ground, basically we are all auditioning for the afterlife. AJF


Friday - 4-25-08 - He is rich or poor according to what he is, not according to what he has. Henry Ward Beecher

Thursday - 4-24-08 - If you feel better about yourself by putting others down, then I am sorry for you, your are obviously a weak person that needs to grow. AJF

Wednesday - 4-23-08 - A positive attitude is like a fire - Unless you continue to add fuel, it goes out. Alexander Lockhart

Tuesday - 4-22-08 - The most distinguishing feature of winners is their intensity of purpose. Alymer Letterman

Monday - 4-21-08 - A weak soul, why be inferior? You can change that in a heart beat! Do Good! Be Good! AJF


Friday - 4-18-08 - All experience is an arch to build on. Henry B. Adams

Thursday - 4-17-08 - Our own heart, and not other men's opinion, forms our true honor. Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Wednesday - 4-16-08 - If you doubt you can accomplish something, then you can't accomplish it. You have to have confidence in your ability, and then be tough enough to follow through. Rosalyn Carter

Tuesday - 4-15-08 - You can't wait for the phone to ring. You have to ring them. Lord Lew Grade

Monday - 4-14-08 - I've come to believe that all my past failure and frustration were actually laying the foundation for the understandings that have created the new level of living I now enjoy. Anthony Robbins


Friday - 4-11-08 -  Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. Mahatma Gandhi

Thursday - 4-10-08 - Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare. Japanese Proverb

Wednesday - 4-9-08 - I walk slowly, but I never walk backward. Abraham Lincoln

Tuesday - 4-8-08 - The best audience is intelligent, well-educated and a little drunk. Alben W. Barkley (U.S. Vice President)

Monday - 4-7-08 - The obstacles you face are mental barriers which can be broken by adopting a more positive approach. Unknown


Friday - 4-4-08 - A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. Benjamin Franklin

Thursday - 4-3-08 - You don't get to control any outcome, only every choice you make along the way. Stephen C Paul

Wednesday - 4-2-08 - Whether you think you can or whether you think you can't, you're right! Henry Ford

Tuesday - 4-1-08 - We must use time as a tool, not as a couch. John F. Kennedy

Monday - 3-31-08 - Character is tested when you're up against it!  Unknown


Friday - 3-28-08 - Never miss a good chance to shut up. Will Rogers

Thursday - 3-27-08 -  It often takes a thousand words soft spoken every day, to bury just the three or four that we didn't mean to say. Jana Poston

Wednesday - 3-26-08 - It's supposed to be hard! If it wasn't hard, anyone could do it! IT'S THE HARD THAT MAKES IT GREAT! Unknown

Tuesday - 3-25-08 - If you view all the things that happen to you, both good and bad, as opportunities, then you operate out of a higher level of consciousness. Les Brown

Monday - 3-24-08 - We have to earn and protect ON EVERY SINGLE DAY what we have already attained.  We sometimes (without realizing it) take successes for granted or make mistakes, and that's when we can put everything we’ve worked for so hard at risk – so on every single day we should try to keep our focus where it should be.  AJF


Friday - 3-21-08 - The policy of being too cautious...Is the greatest risk of all.  Jawaharlal Nehru

Thursday - 3-20-08 - No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave. Calvin Coolidge

Wednesday - 3-19-08 - My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me. Winston Churchill

Tuesday - 3-18-08 -  When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of empire building by George Bush.

He answered by saying that, "Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return."

It became very quiet in the room.

Monday - 3-17-08 - Don't be afraid if things seem difficult in the beginning. That's only the initial impression. The important thing is not to retreat; you have to master yourself. Olga Korbut


Friday - 3-14-08 - I never could have done what I have done without the habits of punctuality, order, and diligence, without the determination to concentrate myself on one subject at a time. Charles Dickens

Thursday - 3-13-08 - I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress, and row brave by reflection. 'Tis the business of little minds to shrink but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death. Thomas Paine

Wednesday - 3-12-08 - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like no one's watching, sing like nobody's listening. live like it's Heaven on Earth. Unknown Author

Tuesday - 3-11-08 - Neither believe nor reject anything because any other person's rejected or believed it. Your own reason is the only oracle given you by heaven. Thomas Jefferson

Monday - 3-10-08 - Integrity is not a 90 percent thing, not a 95 percent thing; either you have it or you don't. Peter Scotese


Friday - 3-7-08 - People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing that's why we recommend it daily. Zig Ziglar

Thursday - 3-6-08 - Good leaders are like baseball umpires - they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right. Byrd Baggett

Wednesday - 3-5-08 - Don't expect to build up the weak by pulling down the strong. Calvin Coolidge

Tuesday - 3-4-08 - Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn't know it so it goes on flying anyway. Mary Kay Ash

Monday - 3-3-08 - The obstacles you face are... mental barriers which can be broken by adopting a more positive approach. Clarence Blasier


Friday - 2-29-08 - We are continually faced by great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insoluble problems. Lee Iococca

Thursday - 2-28-08 - How much better to know that we have dared to live our dreams than to live our lives in a lethargy of regret. Gilbert Caplin

Wednesday - 2-27-08 - Defeat may test you; it need not stop you. If at first you don't succeed, try another way. For every obstacle there is a solution. Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. The greatest mistake is giving up. Source Unknown

Tuesday - 2-26-08 - In difficult situations when hope seems feeble, the boldest plans are the safest. Livy

Monday - 2-25-08 -  Start by doing what's necessary, then do what's possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible. Saint Francis of Assisi


Friday - 2-22-08 - Maturity is the capacity to endure uncertainty. John Huston Finley

Thursday - 2-21-08 - Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. Henry Ford

Wednesday - 2-20-08 - Defeat may test you; it need not stop you. If at first you don't succeed, try another way. For every obstacle there is a solution. Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. The greatest mistake is giving up. Source Unknown

Tuesday - 2-19-08 - The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. William Faulkner

Monday - 2-18-08 - Every man who is high up loves to think that he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it go at that. Sir James M. Barrie


Friday - 2-15-08 - Like an unchecked cancer, hate corrodes the personality and eats away its vital unity. Hate destroys a man's sense of values and his objectivity. It causes him to describe the beautiful as ugly and the ugly as beautiful, and to confuse the true with the false and the false with the true.  Martin Luther King, Jr.

Thursday - 2-14-08 - Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm. Abraham Lincoln